Isn’t it fabulous? I got 33 books for $2.
Summer reading here I come!
Perfectly innocuous looking dress, right? I pull it on and it fits. The shoulders feel a bit tight but all the buttons fasten with no problem and it feels fine and looks okay. I’m good to go—until I try to take it off. The shoulders are SO tight I don’t have enough wiggle room to take the dress off. So I call Selah to help. She’s not tall enough, so she stands in a chair and tries to help me pull it over my head. No luck, so then I try kneeling in the floor but she still can’t get the dress off of me. Being stuck inside clothes is the worst claustropic feeling so by this time I’m laughing hysterically and also totally certain I’m gonna die in this dress. I’m just hoping at this point that Brad’s next wife is frugal because he has no idea how much normal people pay for stuff and that she has better taste in clothes than I do.